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TitleThursday Doors Open
AbstractDoors open, come and pick up your tickets and merch early to avoid the queue. Then go get a cup of coffee (and maybe get one for your favorite Crue member, who's been there since 5am).
LocationThu 17 0730 @ The Michael Fowler Centre Foyer, Ground Floor
Duration90 mins

TitleThe Truth Is In Here
AbstractMetlstorm abinducts the Kiwicon massif into the TRUTH about HARMONICS
LocationThu 17 0900 @ The Michael Fowler Centre
Duration15 mins
OriginWellington, New Zealand
BioProfessional unix jerk metlstorm spends most of his time dreaming up increasingly implausible rube-goldbergian unix tomfoolery to meet his Insomnia Security KPIs of a) being a jerk to unix admins b) not getting busted and c) doing so on other people's srs bidnis production unix systems without breaking them. While clearly not contributing much to society as a whole, this process may at least elicit a chortle from unix neophytes, and a grumbled "SVR3 did that in '86, dickface" from the grizzly veterans.

TitleClosedown - Thursday
AbstractEnd of talks for day one. Go get some dinner, then onwards to the main event...
LocationThu 17 1830 @ The Michael Fowler Centre
Duration15 mins

TitleFriday Doors Open
AbstractDoors open at 0815, grab a cup of coffee and rub your head before another day of conning.
LocationFri 18 0815 @ The Michael Fowler Centre Foyer, Level 1
Duration45 mins

TitleOpening Matters - Friday
AbstractMetlstorm re-welcomes the slightly less combined bad-asses for day two of Kiwicon X
LocationFri 18 0900 @ The Michael Fowler Centre
Duration15 mins

TitleClosing Ceremony & Prizegiving
AbstractAnd so another con draws to a close. Wrap up with prizes, lulz, and a few closing words from your gracious hosts.
LocationFri 18 1730 @ The Michael Fowler Centre
Duration30 mins
NameThe Kiwicon Crue
OriginWellington, New Zealand
BioBad guys wear black
You see us coming, and you all together run for cover.
We're taking over this town.

TitleClosedown - Friday
AbstractAnd thats it. Con over. Go home. Or to the afterparty.
LocationFri 18 1800 @ The Michael Fowler Centre
Duration15 mins